by Tod Burros
To the tune of:
"You Don't Mess Around with Jim" by Jim Croce |
The world's got it's hustlers
Most Christians are bums
Cobu's got Big Stewart Traill
He's a word shooting son of a gun
Yea he's as cruel and calculating as a man comes
But he's stronger verbally than a country OX
And when the fellowship all get together at night
You know they all call Stew "brother" just because
And they say
You don't walk out of meetings early
You don't spin the truth
You don't question a thing
And you don't mess around with Stew